Monday, September 29, 2025

She Hides Her Face in the Blue Fan (Part I)

 

 

                                   That balcony should be higher.


She hides her face in the blue fan--

Her suitor spies on her noir balcon,

Neck nearly broken from gaping up,


And he nearly dies.

(But lo! a cock will soon rise).

It's the same old story.

 

He sees her, but she not him.

He claws at the castle walls,

Curtainless of strong ivies.

 

He dares to whisper her nom!

Dares it! "Bellabella! Bellabella!"

She hears, she smiles.

 

"Florodon!" she whispers back. "Come!"

A perfect bare breast (O!), a loud rendering of fabric,

And (O!) he vaults, alights next to her on the noir balcon.

 

The breast hidden, it shrinks,

And so he commences his suitor shtick--

Professions of Love and a ballad with accompanying 

 

Chaste shadow puppets in the moonlight--

But she laughs and stays him.

"Let us go on a journey," she says. 


"A journey?" he asks. "Where?"

She giggles behind the fan. 

"I know not where, but I do know how.

 

First, we must slough our garments.

Bide here a while." 

She glides into her boudoir

 

And in time returns carrying two shifts

A knife and a lightly glowing glass phial labelled 

'Carminatif'. "Disrobe, Florodon!" she commands.

 

"I inside, you out here. 

Don this shift, one my father's,

And use this knife to succor your blessed member!"

 

She exits, he obeys--

His snake now has a window,

But the night feels colder. She returns.

 

"The night feels colder, Bellabella," he says,

"With me in this shift, but--oh!"  

She flows to him like a watery ghost.

 

"That matters not," she declares.

"We shall blaze hot like comets

And burn bright like the stars!" 

 

"But--not really though, right?" 

She giggles again; it sounds like a gentle

Tinkling of glass. "Oh, I have nearly forgotten

 

My traveling mask. I shall need both of my hands,

After all. Tarry one moment longer,

My Florodon" She retreats within, 

 

And flows out with a scarlet red fan 

Tied to her face, revealing only her pert nose,

Sparkling blue eyes and shining white teeth.

 

Florodon, nearly overcome, bows reverently;

Bellabella curtseys, grips his hand,

While with the other, sips from the vial.

 

"Hold me, Florodon, and prepare!"

He grasps her tightly around the waist, and she his.

"Now here--squat down with me!--yes! good!--aand--UP!"

 

Suddenly a thundery gust of air 

From Bellabella's billowing shift 

Propulses them off and away from the noir balcon.

 

Valleys! Rivers! Mountains! Castles! Vineyards!

Sleeping villages! Brightly illumed cities!--

All bathed in lustrous silvery moonlight.

 

The Languedoc region never looked so lovely

At night, they both agree.--but as they soon soar

Over Italy, Bellabella's backside sputters.

 

"Florodon," she says. "I fear we may rapidly descend 

Unless you--but stay! we are high over Pompeii,

And I of a sudden have a cogitation."

 

She lets slips a drop of the 'Carminatif'

Far down into the volcano's dark silent maw.

Bang! Whoosh! Up shoots a gaseous jet,

 

Thrusting them up higher into the ether.

They speed on a course parallel to the Apennines,

Their direction south to the nation's boot heel.

 

"But Bellabella! We have o'ershot Golden Rome!"

Florodon shouts. "How?-and might not we have tarried?"

Bellabella laughs. "The magic of the carminatif!

 

But let Rome sleep, my dear. There are other paths to trod.

Delightful treasures a-waiting in the soil 

And the waters. Here! we bide for a moment

 

In the Ruins of the Sybarites! But our landing 

Must be soft--so!" With her free hand she pulls

Away part of the shift concealing her bosoms,

 

Upon which seeing them Florodon's magic member

Swiftly pierces through the hole in his shift and 

Digs into the turf just a few feet beneath them, 

 

Vaulting them safely but roughly into some greenery.

Bellabella laughs joyously, "You have saved us! Thank you!--

And-- so have you," thanking his member with a genteel pat 

 

On it's head--only to retract it when she feel metal there.

"Oh!" she exclaims in surprise. Florodon chuckles

And says, "Nothing to fear, milady. It is only a brass

 

Cockthimble I use to protect it when I alight."

"Ah! That is very wise, Florodon!  As for myself,

I must rest my anus before we continue. 

 

Let us remain here in the Ruins of the Sybarites." 

They look around at the jagged stalagmitical ruins 

Standing shimmering and lonesome in the moonlight.

 

"Tell me, Florodon, do you feel the night's cold?"

"Not when I am with you, Bellabella," he answered slyly.

"But wither shall we away from here?"

 

"East!" she declares "East to Hellas

And elsewhere! The night is a mere babe, 

And adventures await! So..will you join me, dear Florodon?" 

 

To be continued...

 

DB/6-9.2025  

 

 





Tuesday, July 1, 2025

My Own Bluey Theme Song

 


As a Shelving Assistant in a public library I'm always restocking those REALLY popular Bluey books in the kids' section, and I knew there was a Bluey TV show, of which I've now watched bits and pieces, but until then I wasn't sure if they had a theme song, so a year or so ago I made up a rudimentary one in my head as I worked, and over time it became the finished opus below.

Bluey the Dog, Bluey the Dog, 
Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog!
She's not a wallaby, dingo, or a frog,
She's Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog!
She lives all the way in Australia,
Where everything down there can kill ya!
She's Bluey, Bluey, Bluey, Bluey,
Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog! 
 
Now, tell me THAT isn't much better than that silly roll call thing they do!😄
 
 
DB/6.2025
 
 

President Trump's Truth Social Post (Transcribed) From 7/1/2025

 

 

                                        I'm so sorry, Canada

 

HAPPY CANADA DAY TO OUR SOON-TO-BE 51ST STATE, NO THANKS TO RESISTANCE FROM PRIME MINISTER MARK "COMMIE" CARNEY AND HIS RADICAL LEFTIST LABOR PARTY!!!! OUR BEAUTIFUL BALD EAGLE WILL REPLACE THEIR BIRD WITH THE CRAZY NAME AND THE WORD "LIEUTENANT" WILL BE PRONOUNCED AS IT LOOKS AND NOT AS "LEFT" TENANT WHICH IS WRONG AND RADICAL AND UN-AMERICAN!!! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!!! MCGA!!!

 

DB/6.2025 

 



Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Non-profit Cuts Live Video Feed to Eagles' Nest

 

NatGeo

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The non-profit "Friends of Big Bear Valley" in California became another casualty of President Trump's Executive order targeting those entities, and was forced today to cut the live feed of their popular eagles' nest cam showcasing the daily lives of Jackie and Shadow and their steadily growing family, disappointing millions of armchair bird watchers.  "I hate eagles," grumbled the President. "I don't wanna talk about it."

DB/5.7.2025 





Wednesday, April 23, 2025

President Trump Deports Pranksters to British Islands

 

 


TheUnyun

WASHINGTON, D.C.-President Trump has deported Vince Hardy and Tyler "Woot!" Schroeder, two phone pranksters lately of Newport News, Virginia, to the Scilly Islands located just off of England's southwest coast. The teens allegedly phoned the White House, got connected to the President in the Oval Office, and alternately imitated the character Hannibal Lecter from the 1991 film The Silence of the Lambs, inviting him to dine not only on the famous "liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti" but also on "an amuse-douche, schmuck a l'orange, boob-labaisse, with some Stoli vodka." "If these two clowns want to be silly," the President said today, "they can go to those islands where all the silly people are."

 

DB/4.23.2025

 






Friday, April 18, 2025

2026 Masters Canceled In Advance, President Trump Awarded Green Jacket

 

 


Sy (SI)

AUGUSTA, GA.-Officials at the Augusta National Golf Club have, much to the chagrin of next year's would-be competitors, canceled the 2026 Masters Tournament and proactively awarded the coveted Green Jacket to President Trump. "Finally I'm getting recognized for my spectacular golf game," he said today. "This is a huge honor, and only proves I'm the greatest golfer ever, even better than that Jack Nicholson loser." 

 

DB/4.19.2025

 

 

 

 

Thursday, February 27, 2025

President Trump Torches Library of Congress, National Archives, Declares 'Year Zero'

 

                                        The Library of Congress
                  
                                         The National Archives

Emesssennbeecee

WASHINGTON, D.C.-With the aid of Elon Musk's DOGE employees, President Trump today ordered the dual fiery destruction of the august Library of Congress and the National Archives buildings. "American history has been very woke and unfair to white people, so those places needed to be permanently destroyed," he announced at a press conference. "Our history now will begin anew at 'Year Zero' and be made great again by me. Maga!"

 DB/2.27.2025