Tuesday, July 1, 2025

My Own Bluey Theme Song

 


As a Shelving Assistant in a public library I'm always restocking those REALLY popular Bluey books in the kids' section, and I knew there was a Bluey TV show, of which I've now watched bits and pieces, but until then I wasn't sure if they had a theme song, so a year or so ago I made up a rudimentary one in my head as I worked, and over time it became the finished opus below.

Bluey the Dog, Bluey the Dog, 
Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog!
She's not a wallaby, dingo, or a frog,
She's Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog!
She lives all the way in Australia,
Where everything down there can kill ya!
She's Bluey, Bluey, Bluey, Bluey,
Bluey the Blue Heeler Dog! 
 
Now, tell me THAT isn't much better than that silly roll call thing they do!😄
 
 
DB/6.2025
 
 

President Trump's Truth Social Post (Transcribed) From 7/1/2025

 

 

                                        I'm so sorry, Canada

 

HAPPY CANADA DAY TO OUR SOON-TO-BE 51ST STATE, NO THANKS TO RESISTANCE FROM PRIME MINISTER MARK "COMMIE" CARNEY AND HIS RADICAL LEFTIST LABOR PARTY!!!! OUR BEAUTIFUL BALD EAGLE WILL REPLACE THEIR BIRD WITH THE CRAZY NAME AND THE WORD "LIEUTENANT" WILL BE PRONOUNCED AS IT LOOKS AND NOT AS "LEFT" TENANT WHICH IS WRONG AND RADICAL AND UN-AMERICAN!!! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!!!! MCGA!!!

 

DB/6.2025 

 



Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Non-profit Cuts Live Video Feed to Eagles' Nest

 

NatGeo

WASHINGTON, D.C.-The non-profit "Friends of Big Bear Valley" in California became another casualty of President Trump's Executive order targeting those entities, and was forced today to cut the live feed of their popular eagles' nest cam showcasing the daily lives of Jackie and Shadow and their steadily growing family, disappointing millions of armchair bird watchers.  "I hate eagles," grumbled the President. "I don't wanna talk about it."

DB/5.7.2025 





Wednesday, April 23, 2025

President Trump Deports Pranksters to British Islands

 

 


TheUnyun

WASHINGTON, D.C.-President Trump has deported Vince Hardy and Tyler "Woot!" Schroeder, two phone pranksters lately of Newport News, Virginia, to the Scilly Islands located just off of England's southwest coast. The teens allegedly phoned the White House, got connected to the President in the Oval Office, and alternately imitated the character Hannibal Lecter from the 1991 film The Silence of the Lambs, inviting him to dine not only on the famous "liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti" but also on "an amuse-douche, schmuck a l'orange, boob-labaisse, with some Stoli vodka." "If these two clowns want to be silly," the President said today, "they can go to those islands where all the silly people are."

 

DB/4.23.2025

 






Friday, April 18, 2025

2026 Masters Canceled In Advance, President Trump Awarded Green Jacket

 

 


Sy (SI)

AUGUSTA, GA.-Officials at the Augusta National Golf Club have, much to the chagrin of next year's would-be competitors, canceled the 2026 Masters Tournament and proactively awarded the coveted Green Jacket to President Trump. "Finally I'm getting recognized for my spectacular golf game," he said today. "This is a huge honor, and only proves I'm the greatest golfer ever, even better than that Jack Nicholson loser." 

 

DB/4.19.2025

 

 

 

 

Thursday, February 27, 2025

President Trump Torches Library of Congress, National Archives, Declares 'Year Zero'

 

                                        The Library of Congress
                  
                                         The National Archives

Emesssennbeecee

WASHINGTON, D.C.-With the aid of Elon Musk's DOGE employees, President Trump today ordered the dual fiery destruction of the august Library of Congress and the National Archives buildings. "American history has been very woke and unfair to white people, so those places needed to be permanently destroyed," he announced at a press conference. "Our history now will begin anew at 'Year Zero' and be made great again by me. Maga!"

 DB/2.27.2025

Friday, February 14, 2025

President Trump OKs Felling of Historic Redwoods, Renames Famous Sequoia After Himself

 

                                             TIMBERRRRRR!!!!!                              

SeeEnnEnn

WASHINGTON, D.C.-President Trump today signed two Executive Orders, one effectively approving the felling of California's famed redwood trees in a nod to the timber industry, and a second one renaming the state's giant Sequoia tree General Sherman after himself. "The redwood trees are a very bad fire hazard, very bad, and need to go, so there'll be no need to rake the forest floors anymore," he said. "And I'm just like a great general who's trying to make America great again, so who better than me to give that tree my name? Who even knows who that Sherman guy was, anyway? No one, that's who! Loser."

DB/2.14.2025

 

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