A Proclamation

                                               



I AM THE TAMMANY TIGER!!
NEW YORK CITY IS MY BEDROOM
AND THIS BOXCAR IS MY BED!!
I. NEVER. SLEEP!!
LOCK YOUR DOORS
AND SCURRY INTO YOUR CLOSETS
LIKE THE TIMID MICE YOU ARE,
FOR MY ROARS
WILL NEVER END!!
COWER IN PERPETUAL FEAR
FOR YOU ALL-ALL-
ARE MY PREY!!
I WILL POUNCE ON YOUR CHILDREN
AND MAKE THEM KNOW
THE SUBLIME, SUPREME,
DELICIOUS JOYS
OF GREED AND CORRUPTION!! O YES!!
I WILL WAVE MY FUZZY LIL PAW
OVER AMERICA
AND BEND YOU ALL
TO MY INEVITABLE WILL!!
LIVE IN PERPETUAL FEAR
UNTIL THE VERY LAST MOMENT
WHEN I FINALLY COME FOR YOU!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!


 DB/C1991,2015