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WASHINGTON D.C.-After ceremoniously pardoning the turkeys 'Bread' and 'Butter' in the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday President Donald Trump also inexplicably pardoned the metaphoric CGI Chantix Turkey. He noted in nearly an hour long speech that the turkey "was very, very important to people trying to quit the nasty habit of smoking, so nasty. It is too bad, too bad, that he couldn't be here along with 'Bread' and 'Butter' to accept this tremendously high honor from me."
DB/11.27.2019
Oh, yeah! Take that, The Onion!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!🦃😋
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