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PALM BEACH, FLA.-Former president Donald Trump pardoned two frozen Thanksgiving turkeys dubbed 'Butter' and 'Ball' in his private office at Mar-a-Lago on Wednesday. He then lamented that "being robbed of doing this ceremony with live turkeys has been one of the worst things ever to happen to this country apart from my being unfairly cheated of my victory in the 2020 presidential election by the dishonest Socialist Communist Democrats and their disloyal Republican allies." The thawing turkeys were then quickly removed from the former president's desk and will be raffled off for the Thanksgiving dinners of two needy millionaire families.
DB/11.16.2021
Again, The Onion, top that!
Happy Thanksgiving, all! Bon appetit!🍗🍷
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