Sy (SI)
AUGUSTA, GA.-Officials at the Augusta National Golf Club have, much to the chagrin of next year's would-be competitors, canceled the 2026 Masters Tournament and proactively awarded the coveted Green Jacket to President Trump. "Finally I'm getting recognized for my spectacular golf game," he said today. "This is a huge honor, and only proves I'm the greatest golfer ever, even better than that Jack Nicholson loser."
DB/4.19.2025
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