(Note: There's a glossary at the bottom of this page for translations of any Japanese words you come across in this poem.)
boxes
I love boxes
when I was a kid
a farm girl about my age
from Hokkaido
whose family moved
into the same apartment block as mine
used to push me down
short flights of stairs
as I sat in a huge Sony TV cardboard box.
I fell out many times
and almost badly injured myself
but it was as fun and awesome
as if I sledded down a snowy hill
or even Mount Fuji
if that were possible
(probably not).
she was a loud laugher and kind of stupid,
had frayed, dirty pigtails
and a weird gap-toothed smile,
and I didn't like her much
at first
but yes,
of course I soon loved her
and wanted to tell her my feelings,
even give her my special
maneki-neko,
but then one morning
my
okaasan told me
she and her family
swept out of the building
in the dead of night
because they were very late with their rent.
and when I asked
she couldn't even tell me
if they went back to Hokkaido
so that I could at least
maybe look for her there someday,
and tell her my feelings,
maybe ask her to marry me,
and give her my cat
maneki-neko
and my love.
many years ago
back when I was about 10 or 11
on Saturday afternoons
my
otousan would drive
me and
okaasan
in our cool boxy silver Honda
and we would do a little shopping
at our local Don Quijote
(I would always get the new
Shonen Jump
and some candy and an occasional toy)
and after we dropped
okaasan
off at her favorite boutique or salon
we both would, depending on our plans,
go to Club Sega, or the batting cages
,
or even to McDonalds for a sundae,
among other cool places.
those were some of the happiest Saturdays
of my life,
spending quality time with
otousan,
but any day I didn't need to wear a
fucking school uniform
was okay by me!
eventually, though,
otousan got a new promotion
at his company, the-what was it?-
the 'Sureibu-Manufacturing-
Conglomerate-Concern-
Something-or-Other'
and so our Saturdays officially
belonged to them from now on.
okaasan still could and does do things
with any of her girlfriends,
though she's been spending more time at home
because she'd rather keep hovering
and fussing over me
because I, well, I began to stay
in my most favorite box of all.
eventually
otousan would notice
and sometimes knock forcefully on my door
and order me to go outside
to get some fresh air
(fresh air? in Tokyo? really?
and by the way, why do grown-up always insist
we do these recreational things
that they would rarely do themselves
(just like you see in American comic strips)
unless they were natural athletes or something?
I mean, jeez,
is their grown-upness just
chiseled in stone forever?
they couldn't play? run? skip? hop? jump?
or just act silly or goofy
which a lot of them seem to be very good at anyway?
nope.
they'd probably need a lot of
sake first
just to unclench,
but otherwise they stand firmly
on their own dignity
and their rigid work ethic.
ugh!)
but of course I wouldn't go outside
(I rarely do)
and lately I've noticed his knocking seems...
half-hearted, tired even.
he sounds like he's giving up.
strange to say
but I wonder if he ever envies me.
poor
otousan.
sureibu is right.
hope he doesn't wind up in...never mind.
I like to keep all of my
manga comics
stored neatly in plastic boxes
and all my
hentai
underneath my bed (shhh!).
I've got a PS3&4, a Wii and an XBox One
and they keep me busy a lot nowadays.
a
lot!
ooh! I almost forgot about the
bento boxes!
those are some of my very favorite ones!
wait a minute...
okaasan!
okaasan!
bento onegaishimasu!
BENTO!!
WITH SOME ICED
MUGICHA!!
hai, hai, arigatau!
while I'm waiting
I may as well mention
that yet another "rental sister"
visited here the other day.
this one was really pretty,
with shining brown eyes,
a big smile that threatened
to swallow up her whole face,
and lustrous, straight cocoa-colored hair.
if I didn't know any better
I'd have sworn she was
that girl from Hokkaido
totally made over (it wasn't).
she was nice enough
but I made all my points to her
before she'd finish speaking
(rude, I know, but there it is).
so:
her: it's a very nice night out tonight!
(she could sound a little inane sometimes)
why not go o-
me: have you seen Tokyo at night, Mizuki,
really looked at it?
it's as bad as in daytime.
I mean, I love boxes-
her: boxes?
me:-as much as the next guy,
but most of them look just awful
in those neon signs,
like gaudy strings of tinsel
hanging off of the most blah Christmas trees ever.
ugh, who needs it?
her: but there are lots of things to do-
me: and I've done them, plenty of them,
some even with my
oya
but not anymore.
I'm happy here.
her: but-but don't you have friends you could-?
me: sure. Pikachu, Ash, Kazuma Kiriyu and Haruka, Donkey Kong,
Sonic the Hedgehog, Laura Croft, Mario and Luigi,
Shuya Nanahara, Noriko Nakagawa, Shogo Kawada
and the other 39
gakusei no, Son Goku, Kuririn, Bulma,Yamcha
and everyone else in the DB/DBZ multiverse,
Yugi Mutou, Sailor Moon (nope! gotcha!)...
her: hee hee!-but they're not real, you know!
me: real enough for me,
and they're all the friends
that I need or want.
next question.
her: okay, okay, but what about getting a job
and being indepen-?
me: Mizuki, let me tell you a story,
one I've never told the others:
there was a bachelor in his late forties
who used to live
a few doors down from here-
Mister Fukou
.
he was tall and gaunt,
hunched-over with thinning grey hair,
went to work in the morning looking tired,
came home at night looking exactly the same way,
acting almost like a soulless zombie,
growling and snarling and moaning.
nobody really wanted to greet
or even chat with him,
let knew anything about him,
not that he noticed or cared much
for other people either.
so very early one happy happy
sunny Tokyo morning
Mister Fukou left zombily
(and yes, I know that's not a word)
for his job as usual
and never returned home.
I think it was a day later
when some rich young
baka gaijin American
wearing a Pikachu hoodie
was visiting Aokigahara with his idiot posse
and nearly stumbled over Mister Fukou's body
that had a
tanto stuck in his belly
and its bloody intestines spilling out all over.
apparently it wasn't until they all felt
they'd taken enough selfies with the body
that gee, maybe the police ought to know about this.
long story short, Mister Fukou
had been an overworked, upper-level employee,
the best in his field,
until he made one eensy-teensy accounting error
that cost his company millions of yen.
he wasn't fired, though, but was severely demoted
to inventorying everything in his building,
from tea pots to tempura dishes,
hand soap to hard drives,
much to his undying shame.
his co-workers shunned him
but to his credit he finished out his workday
and went straight to Aokigahara,
his great-great-grandfather samurai warrior's
blood-kissed
tanto
always hidden in a secret compartment
in his briefcase.
guess all he needed was a reason
to be a modern samurai.
save face.
escape (I mutter).
her: I-I think I read about that...poor man! very sad!
he: yeah,
so, no,
I don't feel the need to get a job
or be independent.
I don't need the grief
or the money (much)
but like I said before,
I'm fine here
with my
oya,
unless of course
you know of any job openings
for samurai, ninja,
ronin, shogun,
cowboy, astronaut,
billionaire,
a Jedi or a Transformer,
God,
a Colossus
from the Forbidden Lands,
something cool like that
then sure, I might change
my thinking on that.
her: uh, o-okay...one more-
me: wow, whatever happened to that big smile, Mizuki?
(a bit too smug there)
I miss it already.
her: uh?...o-one more question...d-don't you want
a girlfr-?
me: sure. wanna go out with me?
like right now?
her: uh?
me: like you said, it's a nice night out tonight.
maybe we can find something fun to do!
her: I...I have a boyfriend.
me: ah-ha...heh, I'm sure you do...
pretty girl like you...
well, what about any of your girlfr-
her: they have boyfriends too.
me: ah-ha...yeah, of course they do...
Mizuki?
I'm tired.
please go away now
and never come back...
and let your other fucking
"sisters"
know I'm done talking.
her: uh?
me: go.
her: but-
me:
OKAASAN!!!
her: a-alright, I'll go.
s-sayonara.
me (barely audible): yehsynaraMzki.
that was that.
haven't see another "sister"
since then,
much to my
oya's dismay.
I think the only box
that I don't love
is the kind
they put Mister Fukou
and will one day
lay my
oya to rest in.
death doesn't become me,
so I plan on staying young,
having fun
and living forever.
so I'll be fine.
no, I
am fine!
really.
really.
ahh,
okaasan,
my
bento and
mugicha!
mmm, it looks
and smells wonderful!
arigatou, arigatou!
you can close the door now.
DB/8.2018
Dan B.'s I-Looked-Them-Up-So-You-Don't-Have-To
Glossary of Japanese Words
arigatou=thank you
baka gaijin=stupid foreigner
bento=an ornate lunchbox or the healthy lunch
of rice, vegetables and raw fish packed in it
fukou=sorrow, unhappiness, misfortune, etc.
gakusei no=student(s)
hai=yes
hentai=sexually explicit manga and anime
hikikomori=lit. "withdrawing inward", or an adolescent or young adult who isolates themselves from the outside world and refrains from any socialization
manga=Japanese comics and graphic novels
meneki-neko=lit."beckoning cat" (a good luck charm)
mugicha=barley tea (I drink it cold too)
okaasan=mother
onegaishimasu=please
otousan=father
oya=parent(s)
"rental sister"=a girl or young woman hired to persuade the (usually) male
hikikomori to be active outside of their homes
sake=alcoholic drink made of fermented rice
sayonara=good-bye
sureibu=slave
tanto=a short sword worn by samurai warriors in feudal Japan
However I'll let you all suss out the pop culture references. Good luck!
