-When Norman Bates said "A boy's best friend is his mother" what could that also make the boy?
-Her Oedi-pal
-What was the deformed king called when he was accidentally baked into a yeasty dough?
-In bread (inbred)
-What was it called when Ricky Ricardo discovered he was impotent?
-The Cuban Missile Crisis
-What kind of bedding does the Pope like to sleep in?
-Holy sheets
-What did Lao-tsu's daughter give to her husband?
-A Tao-ry
-What kind of a dance do heavy weepers attend?
-A bawling ball
-What did the ghost say upon catching a thief stealing its clean sheets?
(Just go with it)
-Boo-sted!
-I asked my German friend Klaus which city he was from and he said he was a Hamburger, so I bit him. Needless to say we aren't friends anymore.
In comedy what we call a zinger is known in India as a pun jab.
(Yeah, yeah, I know, sheddap!)
Can you tell me the name of a Japanese ninja throwing star?
-Shuriken!
What did the blase opera singer say when he tuned up his voice?
"Meh meh meh meh mehhhhh!"
(as opposed to "Mi mi mi mi miiiii!")
What do you call a librarian who skis?
-A shusher (schusser)
(This one's for you, milady!)
What brand-name gum is also a genre of literature?
-Chiclet (Chick-lit)
What is the Blue Period?
-Something Smurfette gets once a month.
What do you call one the Canadian Three Stooges?
-A Canyuck nyuck nyuck
How did the dwarf pimp greet the prostitute?
-"Hi, ho!" ("Heigh-ho!")
What does a sitar player eat for breakfast every morning?
--A raga-muffin
(Not sure how well this one works, but here it it anyway.)
