O To Be Blest Wythe Twa Penae

O to be blest wythe twa penae
That coulde servyce twa whores 't once.
Ah, coulde a gent'lmanne hayve suche a boone
pleasurynge mayne luscious cuntes?

And to pisse in twa bowles 't once
And mayhappe get somme oralye sex.
That's all I canne think of righte now.
Wrytinge Englysshe lyke this kinde of suckes.

And yes, I knowe that did nott rhyme. Fucke offe!



DB/9.22.2001,2014



Oh, look! Some extra lines!

And youe canst helpe but reallie wynne
Wenn commitynge Onan's "synne."

And yes, that onne slipt my mynde. Double fucke offe!


There you go!


DB/5.5.14