President Trump OKs Felling of Historic Redwoods, Renames Famous Sequoia After Himself

 

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WASHINGTON, D.C.-President Trump today signed two Executive Orders, one effectively approving the felling of California's famed redwood trees in a nod to the timber industry, and a second one renaming the state's giant Sequoia tree General Sherman after himself. "The redwood trees are a very bad fire hazard, very bad, and need to go, so there'll be no need to rake the forest floors anymore," he said. "And I'm just like a great general who's trying to make America great again, so who better than me to give that tree my name? Who even knows who that Sherman guy was, anyway? No one, that's who! Loser."

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