Thursday, May 30, 2019

Clean Stream 5




Absolute
Mordecai
Lesseps
Do re mi
Fatso
Dress up
Mortgage
Jalapeno
Fender bender
Hollywood
Camisole
Dunlap
Halitosis
Phlegm
Phylum
Portage
Criminy
Ordure
Feckless
Albacore
Holyrood
Idiot
Horticulture
Menopause
Howdy doo
How are you
Let it be
Devil may care
Are you experienced
Tenken
What is the what
Ay caramba
Doltage
Vonage
Criminy Jesus
Help help the Bobolinks
Heifer
Loan shark
Corduroy
Olly olly oxen free
Hudson 32700
Vaseline
Bizet
Jellybean boom
Heffalump


DB/5.29.2019



Stream 5




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DB/5.28.2019

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Frater in Aeternitas (Repost)







1975-2018


Well, Jeremy,

I'm sure by now

you've already squeezed through

the other side of the gauntlet 

consisting of all of our late relatives and ancestors

bidding you a warm welcome amidst the usual remarks of

"Tsk tsk!" "So young!" "Such a shanda!" "Teufel im Holle!"

Cousin Richard has probably tried to warn you about that.

And while all the cats are rubbing so madly

up against your legs

(I'd ask you to give Kuro a bit more attention

for me but Farrah probably insists on getting all of it.

Understandable.)

you're chomping at the bit

to take up (gasp!) the Gary Gygax' offer of participating

in real Dungeons and Dragons group game modules -

Real Dungeons!  

Real Dragons!   

Real characters you don't just create, you become! Whoa!

Real NPCs!  

Real adventures!

I think God's going to at least be in 'The Nine Moon Pearls of Etwok-Kattarh'

because (s)he's a total hardcore gamer, no noob at all! 

I mean,  

dude.

DUDE!!!!

And one of the best parts is nobody ever dies in them because...well, you know.

Maybe later you'll join the ether-wide famous round table discussions

that many agree are better than the Algonquin's (feh!) 

of Fantasy and Sci-fi fiction and graphic novels

moderated by H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, E. A. Poe

and many others 

with more hosts of spectators than you'd see at

a silly golf tournament. 

(What's that? Poe told you he's a big fan of 'Sausagehed'?!! Cool!)

So I guess it's probably Nerdvana for you there!!

And I'm sure that later on your help

will be enlisted in the Cloud Nine Cafe (jeez, obvious much?)

to create a special mystery dessert that out-ambrosias ambrosia.

(Don't worry, I won't tell that it's the ichor that gives it a helluva kick! Shhhh!)

There's a lot more going on than all of this, I'm sure.

(Oh, the places I imagine you'll go!)

This isn't goodbye, of course, 

but for now I'll just end with,

love you and miss you, bro.

Float on,

sail on.



DB/5.2018


Sunday, April 28, 2019

"He Never Gave Me a Name"




Hello and goodbye.


I really have no envy
for Nebuchadnezzar's feet of clay,
or Chinese girls' bound tender tootsies in ancient times,
or the bloody and lacerated soles of Pheidippides of Marathon
because I still do have my primate's toes,
but those before, at least, were fortunate
in retaining a wholeness to their pedes
while my plinth has been shattered.
No, no envy.

I just miss the light, is all.

I don't expect to see it all the time
in the dark boxy drawer where I dwell,
where I can at least hear plenty of muffled television noise,
nor do I ever really expect to.
I don't even need a sudden flood of it
real or depicted even in an allegorical painting
akin to perhaps Bosch, Blake or David,
something like a
'Phoebus' Triumphant Descent Into the Turgid Stygian Maelstrom of the Foetid River Styx' type of thing.
Gods, no.
But those of you who are as I am,
you who are legion,
who just barely remember the place of your nascence,
 

 
do you remember greedy fingers
snatching you away
and clutching at and massaging
every square inch of your frame,
and gleeful eyes examining
every bit of your nakedness
until you were crammed (hopefully in one piece) into a backpack or purse
where the denseness and proximity to other untold items
made you absolutely wretched and nauseous
and you counted the minutes until release
would at length be nigh?
And do you who remember
gaining that blessed freedom
remember where you ended up afterwards?
Irreverently placed
atop a shelf or desk in a girl's bedroom
amongst the likes of Wonder Woman or Barbie
or in a boy's room with Boba Fett or Iron Man?
Yet none of them would talk to you
because you 'technically' were more sculpture than toy (snobbery!
they were not at all friendly like in those fatuous 'Toy Story' films!)
Sculptures as glorious as Galatea or Zeus of Olympia, I say!
But more often than not, in the fullness of time,
you were bored of and discarded,
perhaps tossed into a translucent plastic box
where light barely shone through,
or even in one of cardboard where it may not have at all,
but I hope in your time
you may have spared a thought
for those perhaps lost
and smashed to atoms
who jettisoned this cruel orb
all stoic and unsquealing...
I hope.

But all I can tell you is,
courage, my friends!

And I'll also wager you were never named.
"He never gave me a name."
But now, perhaps after remorse, 
he has at last vouchsafed me
to see the Sun.
Ita perseveret.

And so
(back) to bed.


Goodbye and hello.




DB/4.2019

 





 

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Viking Man



The Viking Man outside my door
  Is fighting to get in
Because I killed his second wife,
 His kith and other kin.

Pity! He should have known by now
 That that's just the way it is.
He messed with my clan first, so
 Why shouldn't I mess with his?

It's gotten pretty gruesome
 Over the past few years.
So little family remains
 In a sea of mutual tears.

Sooner or later it all must end;
 Both sides must have peace.
But until that time the bloodshed
 Will never really cease.



DB/c1998

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Pyssinges and Shyttinges (Pissings and Shittings)



Today, I desire
a roistering, laughing,
ruddy, farting,
jumping, hopping, bouncing,
pissing, bussing,
sweetly stinking,
beautiful, smart,
Rubenesque (aye!)
Irish whore.

(Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!)
I've done it again! Quick, quick,
run through the streets
w/ blood in your eyes (WHY AM I -)
bang an industrial waste drum
w/ your broken arm    (WRITING THIS?!?)
and scream "HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!! SINNER!!
MEDIOCRITY! MEDIOCRITY!
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! SALIERI!!
MEDIOCRITY!")

                                    (Why not?)


Aye,
an Irish whore...
so I can tickle her wet broken hymen
with my snake's white tongue.

Aye,
a tricksy WHOAman
who will dump her chamber pot
over King William III
if he ever passes under her window
O how she would yearn for that day!
(She might even want to bugger Queen Mary -)
ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
(- but that's something quite, quite different!)

MEDIOCRITY!!
HIER MEDIOCRITY!!!

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!
YOU'RE thinking
why an Irish whore,
and not a good ol' hearty English whore?!!
(or Scotch or Welsh?)

Simple:
'Cause Ireland was what first came
to my mind,
that's all.
OKAY?!! YA HAPPY NOW?!!

Aye,
a sweating, smiling WHOAman
who will bathe in the Liffey,
the Shannon, the Boyne,
all of Ireland's noble rivers
eventually,
and swim and float around in them
like a nomadic naiad,
happy being free and naked
and magical and giddy and alive,
away from routine
and mediocrity
and me(n).

She'll swim far and away,
maybe even go
as far as...

Nah,
she'd come back
after a while
(I'd wish her back)
and lie in my warm embrace
(rivers are cold and heartless bastards, really)
and consider loving me
perhaps a little bit,
then later she'll think
as she quietly fills
her little chamber pot
of buggering Princess Anne

PHENOMENAL WHOAman!!

I was thinking of mentioning
that sometimes, at night
just to show her really rebellious side,
she would tie the Union Jack
around her copious waist
and run topless through the village, swifter than Atalanta,
while screaming "ERIN GO BRAGH!!
ERIN GO BRAGH, COMRADES!!!"
but...oh, wait, I just did.

My wild, wonderful
Irish whore
who puts all others
to shame,
and whom I'll never know
carnally

or at all.





VIRGINS GO BRAGH!!!!!



DB/2.22.2000,2019











Monday, February 18, 2019

Petit Falls



you may
lie awake
in bed
at night
and ponder
many things

the good,
the bad,
the happy,
the sad,
Life's kisses
and also
its stings

just as
you finally
drift off
to sleep,
so safe
behind those
four walls

try not
to ponder
another
.
.
world
.
.
where
.
.
Philippe
.
.
Petit
.
.
.
falls
.
.
.




DB/2.17.2019